You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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