Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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