32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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