My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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