Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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