You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
why do cheetos always look like penises
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
why is half of my head shaved?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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