Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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