I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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