Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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