I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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