would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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