remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Do vagina's smell?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So squirting runs in the family.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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