I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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