ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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