Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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