Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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