Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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