I just made out with a guy for $7.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i came on her dog
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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