She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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