I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Randomize