I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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