Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Shame - the story of my life.
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