high people should be assigned attendants
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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