The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Vodka?
Forever.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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