Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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