So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We got so high we made milksteak
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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