I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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