can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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