I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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