shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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