i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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