i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
