does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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