if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
