420 ftw
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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