sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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