i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Randomize
