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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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