He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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