Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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