your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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