I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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