Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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