; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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