I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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