Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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