You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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