let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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