Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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