ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there was a trapeze. enough said
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Shame is for Republicans.
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