my sisters under your porch take her home
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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