We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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