Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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